A letter to an 19th century woman about social media and how we communicate in this day and age.
Dear Ann,
The future is confusing. It’s a weird time here in 2014. To
explain how we communicate in today’s world I should first briefly and
unscientifically explain what the Internet is. For very layman terms the Internet
is like a telegraph, but with pictures, videos (moving pictures), words (text,
now a form a quick interactions of words), and drawings. The speed at which
information transverses between people is with in milliseconds, less than ONE
SECOND and the information transfers from one person to the next. It is
incredible. People have handheld devices (like an itty bitty telegraph with a
screen) that we call cell phones (a cellular phone, no wires, connection/cords
to another device is needed). Between these devices people have applications to
quickly share whatever they feel like with one another to communicate whatever
they want. For things that people talk about with their friends now compared to
what you probably talk about would be considered completely unimportant and
miniscule to your world. That’s the beauty of fast communication though. We can
communicate easily and quickly enough with one another that we have the luxury
of gossip, sharing stupid things, and just blabbing about whatever we want,
because we can make the assumption that the important information has already
made it to the other person.
There are two applications (apps) on cell phones that use
photographs more frequently than others. These apps are called: Snapchat, and
Instagram. I won’t fully get into what they are as to not overwhelm or confuse
you too much. I will tell you a bit about them though, Snapchat allows the user
to take a photo or video of whatever they want (most commonly people take
pictures of themselves making an ugly face. Personally, I use it to share hundreds
of photos of my dog because she’s awesome). When they send it to their friends
they have the option to allow them to view it for a maximum of ten seconds.
After the ten seconds have completed, the picture disappears forever! Instagram
is different because when you take a photo you then upload it to this app and
save it to an online (internet) database that is personalized to you. We call
this a profile. A person’s profile is created and managed by the individuals
themselves. If one chooses they can have their profile set-up to only allow
people of their choosing to be able to see it, or you can have it set for
anyone to see it. Most of these people you don’t even know in person and might
never even meet in person.
There are many other apps and websites (internet pages) that
you can experience that show movies, plays, videos, music, photographs, and
many other things. There are MILLIONS of websites. The Internet has an infinite
amount of space. It’s something that you need to experience and see to fully
understand.
Now, I know you’re wondering if this world is lonely or
not. Remember when I said this world is
confusing? Well if the concept of the Internet isn’t already confusing enough,
here’s some more information to really rally you. The Internet brings people
closer together in the sense of information and maintaining contact with one
another, so it’s not lonely in that way. However, you can be alone physically. For instance, when you write a letter to someone you
might be alone while you’re writing it and the receiver might be alone while
they are reading it, but the letter itself is bringing you two together. Some
people have created whole worlds online and only interact with others via Internet
communication. For some people this may be a really lonely life. For me, that
would be an incredibly lonely life to have. Never physically being with someone
or seeing people face-to-face and talking in person. I find it hard to have
friends whose voices I’ve never even heard. So I will leave it up to you to decide
if this is a lonely world or not.
Some words that may be helpful for you to learn in
communicating in this world are:
·
OMG: this stands for “oh my god (or gosh)” and
is used as a term of exasperation.
·
Dope: With an older crowd of people (40+, yes people
live to be much much older than that now) this means drugs. With a younger
person this means cool (cool means interesting, neat; or can be a low
temperature).
·
LOL: Laugh out loud. Because people don’t
communicate in person, rather through the transferring of words on a screen,
they need to let the other person know that they are laughing at what they
said. Many people just find whatever they said to be funny and are rarely actually laughing out loud.
Then there are things we call “emojis” these are faces that we create with the use of punctuation (tip: tilt your head to the side while looking at them). Some examples are as follows:
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:) this is a smiling face.
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:( this is a sad face.
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:D is a very happy face (mouth open).
·
:p a face with it’s tongue sticking out.
·
XD extremely happy face. You are smiling so hard
that your eyes are shut.
I hope this was helpful. If not just let your imagination
run wild!
Best regards,
Mattie K.